Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Um - Throw up in my Gullet

Photo Courtesy of: Michael Skrepnickaption, National Academy of Sciences, AP

I have to show you this - was on AOL news this morning (I know, who the fuck reads AOL news)
Well this ugly thing was found in China (shocker) and had no teeth and gives GREAT MEANING to the evolution of winged vertebrates, SAYS THE ARTICLE.

Has anyone thought about whether or not this was just some radioactive experiment a fucked up little man named Choy conducted in his backyard when his mother wouldn't let him have another Hello Kitty pin?

From a purely uneducated and ignorant asshole perspective, I have to tell you that every time they find a "new species" and link it to some imaginary chain of evolution that they have built over time I always feel like - well maybe this was just one fucked up bird and not the key to our universal knowledge of origin.

Everyone knows we come from two people and God created all the rest of the bullshit (including fucked up bird) in about 8 days or some shit- big ups to Adam and Eve.

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