Tuesday, February 26, 2008

POOR LITTLE CANADIAN

The Characters:

Fat Man on the L train wearing a "You Can Do It" hoodie.

Poor little immigrant girl with black hair and a bag that says some obscure designer name

Summation:

FM: Um, so is that your name on the bag.
PLIG: (Asian giggle) No.
FM: Well what is it?
PLIG: Oh, it's from a store in Canada
FM: (Burping) So what are you like French Canadian?
PLIG: (More giggling) No. Just Canadian (Did she just bat her eyelashes at this chump?)
FM: Like do you shop in Canada a lot?
PLIG: I guess
FM: Like you're so fucking hot, but you should have stayed in Canada though - it's clean and the people are like so fucking friendly.



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