This Dildo - who has been around allegedly for the last ten years (does anyone really care except the ladies from NJ who come in wearing MooMoos and Chinatown flats to see Phantom of the Opera?) is suing M and M's for using his image (the image he has so diligently created) without his permission.
Even though he probably lives in a roach infested apartment in Hell's Kitchen and uses the same pair of FTLs for his daily performance, I kind of feel like he might be right.
He wants to sue them $100 Million though - which is the funniest part. Someone's "image" clearly ain't payin to heat the kitchen.
Robert Burke says he "risks his life on a daily basis to build his own American Dream." I didn't realize tourists had become so violent. What is Millie giving him bed sores from all the ass pinchin'?
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