So I was eating at the downtown Houston's location on Park Avenue yesterday during lunch and I just wanted to make a brief complaint (surprise) about the A-hole who was hosting.
It wasn't that she was unpleasant or rude or even that ugly. Well, ok she was ugly but it was because she had her hair (which was dyed black and showed a moderate gray root) in FUCKING PIGTAILS.
I hereby proclaim that anyone ever wearing pigtails outside the context of Halloween or a sex costume should be shot.
The worst part of all was her name tag. Her name was APHRODITE.
I don't believe her. She was lying because ugly people lie.
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