The Real Anne Boleyn was a Bad Bitch

Ok so you know I just read the book and was mildly obsessed with it and mildly wish I was Anne or George Boleyn because they were actually smart and sinful and would have been coke heads in the early 80s had they been part of the Manhattan court. BUT, they were ugly as is the theme of most people's lives (I'm coming to discover). This in combination with their likely odor underneath all those petticoats is enough to just throw me overboard with delight.