It is clear that I enjoy roasting on the couch after a long day at the office and watching horrible primetime television. It is during these times that I so often ponder the life of the mediocre, and imagine all of the great creative things I should be doing.I say this as I watch Kristi Yama-something spin around wearing a yellow pom pom on her head on Dancing with the Stars while her partner dances next to her in red satin pajamas.
That said, my new favorite horribly bad show is Gossip Girl. Especially tonight's episode.
I love that Blair is a huge raging vagina and that Penn Badgley's sister "J" was dating a homo who also happened to be dating Blake Lively's Brother "Faggot."
I mean. It was just classic. And I love how liberal everyone was when "Faggot"came in and announced that he liked the carrot. People barely even gasped. If that momo had done that in my high school, he would have been knifed in his scrotum. I'm just jealous. Anyway, it was nice to see someone ugly with a bad sidepart get outed in like the worst way.
And what up with Serena killing someone? I mean the writing couldn't get any worse/PHENOMENAL.
xoxo,
The Cheap Imitation
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