Don't make me take away your biscuits!

I will DO IT.

She might be writing a book y'all

Once upon a time there was a grumpy hard ass woman. She married a dude after they had iced cream on the curb. They had two kids. She dances to signed sealed delivered at political rallies whilst raising the roof.

No one cares.

The end.

She is fucking ugly

I don't get it. I really really don't get it. She looks like her mother was addicted to heroin and only quit a minute before she was born. The makeup sucks the personality sucks her taste in men sucks and NOW we give a shit because she got naked?

More males around me have commented on how hot she is in the last week and I have to tell you, I cannot disagree more. Just because you're a skank and living in Hollywood and got coked up and had your naked pics taken doesn't mean YOU'RE FLY.

Obsessed with Boleyn

I am not a Tudors fan but I have been trying to be. And now that I realized like an idiot a year too late that the Boleyn's were involved, I will be watching season two. Here is why. Have you read The Other Boleyn Girl?

I know I never would have given a shit if there wasn't a movie about it six months ago, but my roomate who is a princess in his own right read the actual book and told me that it was so good and such a hoot and a real page turner and blah blah blah. Being a snob and a jerk, I originally scoffed at the idea of reading it. But then I did -

I have to tell you, it is one of the BEST BOOKS I HAVE EVER READ. I'm not even fucking done. If you've ever vied for power/hurt other's feelings/wanted to be a Royal (or my whole life in a nutshell), then you will most DEFINITELY ENJOY.

Off with her head!

Stick a Magic Wand in your....

According to CNN.com, universities like Yale are using the Harry Potter series as the subject of entire theology courses. Apparently the subject matter draws large crowds and makes the usually boring topic of theology come to life.

Um....is it me or is this a load of complete horse shit? Harry Potter is certainly entertaining but I wouldn't be so quick to say that there is any real literary value to the books above and beyond me having a wet dream about flying around on a broomstick and casting spells on fat people.

I haven't read the books in the series but have seen the films and can say fairly confidently that there is no theological relevance to any of it. It's a nice story that draws on religious themes - but to design a course around it and suggest that students at Yale are going to learn anything that they can apply to a future endeavor is absolutely LUDE-ICROUS.

Fucked Up E-Cards Galore

This is by far my favorite F-ed up cards site.

Check it:

http://www.gbehh.com/cards/index_cards.html

Movie of the Week

Elizabeth: The Golden Age

Miss Lizzie is indeed a fierce little bitch and I like when she overcomes her cunthood to accept her 1st maid's quasi bastid kid.

More seriously, the costumes and cinematography in this film alone are enough to make it worthwhile but Blanchett's performance is awesome.

So what if I'm behind schedule?

I'm also trying to convince my roommate to wear his hair like that on Halloween just for shits, if I promise to be Mamma Obama.

Oregon Trail

Louisiana tour officials have announced a 26 stop trail to highlight certain moments throughout African American history such as slave details, plantation owners and the like.  Soon to follow, a Handicapped tour, a Jewish tour, and a Cuban Tour.  Those are just the trails in the next three months.

I want to see an Oregon Trail.  I want to travel with someone named Rudy and get dysentary when I don't kill enough squirrels to eat.

Tapper we goin?

A New Leg for the Whole Fam!

Miss Heather got herself 50 Mil today.

The thought of all that money makes me a little saturated. Truth.

In Memoriam

I wasn't aware of this story until this morning because I was taking a media hiatus this morning.

Very sorry for all those involved.